Lunch time

Update: I can't believe I forgot this one: Hello Mr. Guinness! How's Mrs. Guinness and all the little stouts?

One nice thing about working from a home office is that I can sneak down for a quick lunch with the whole family. Just as at dinner and breakfast, the conversation can be pretty diverse.

Today, someone said, "Hey listen to this joke: Hello Mr. Wood! How's Mrs. Wood and all the little splinters?" Well from there it just continued. I'm sure most of the following are not original, but they were to us today. We laughed and laughed. Here are the ones I can remember:

Hello Mr. Water! How's Mrs. Water and all the drips?
Hello Mr. Balls! How's Mrs. Balls and all the little bouncers?
Hello Mr. Water! How's Mrs. Water and all the little drips?
Hello Mr. Ivy! How's Mrs. Ivy and all the little itches?
Hello Doctor! How's Mrs. Doctor and all the little pains?
Hello Mr. Book! How's Mrs. Book and all the little pages?
Hello Mr. Stocking! How's Mrs. Stocking and all the little runs? (or the little presents?)
Hello Mr. Hand! How's Mrs. Hand and all the little fingers?
Hello Mr. Paint! How's Mrs. Paint and all the little specs.
Hello Mr. Wood! How's Mrs. Wood and all the little chips?
Hello Mr. Skunk! How's Mrs. Skunk and all the little stinkers?

Whew! I'm glad that's over.

Oremus pro invicem!