With a hat tip to The Western Confucian I took the Candidate test. Based on my answers, there was a tie for first between John Cox (who I met last year at the SC March of Life) and Ron Paul. (Mr. Giulianni placed dead last.)
Sinner, husband (don't they go together?) and father of .... well, counting. Also patent agent, physics instructor, homesteader, sometimes writer, ex-quail farm hand, ex-paper boy, ex-publisher, ex-editor, ex-research engineer, and ... well you get the picture.
I am available to speak for large and small fees on just about any topic, especially those I am interested in.